Rimworld: Chocolate Factory
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Introduction
In this silly, light-hearted series, a disgraced CEO attempts to pay off his incredible debt to the mafia using chocolate, theme parks, and horrific war crimes.
After taking dozens of loans, mortgages, deals with mob brokers, and selling organs, Maximillian Cringe has finally achieved his goal of building his own chocolate factory theme park, a source of joy and fun for all! But now the debts are mounting, and after making absolutely no profit, Maximillian turns to the darkest corners of society to pay his debts, keep himself alive, and make sure that no child will grow up joyless, just as he did.
Series Summary
- (To be edited So Nicely at a later time.)
- Cringe is beaten up by mafia goons and given a 2 month deadline to pay off debts
- Every single animal on the planet apparently goes mad
- Lack of dessert causes breakdowns.
- The time to pay off the debt runs out, the mafia raids.
- A stupid amount of cocoa is planted.
- More loopas acquired.
- Crèmebrûlée, the first slimegirl joins, under the conditions that she must be morally reprehensible
- Loopas become milkable
- Applepie, the slimegirl cannibal, joins
- Loopas unionize and are no longer slaves.
- Most of the loopa workforce dies due to lactation drug overdose
- Sprinkles is kidnapped and subsequently brought back.
- Work on the Cringe Corridor begins
- Crèmebrûlée dies to a big groopa loopa raid
- The Cringe Corridor is rennovated
- The Cringe Corridor is taken down due to its incredible brokenness.
- Prisoner arena
- They turn a slimegirl into a blueberry
- Mr. Streamer breaks down and re-builds the entire factory
- Debt is unpayable, kill them all.
- Cringe corridor.......2!
- Applepie becomes the world's strongest slimegirl
- Mr. Cringe declares bankruptcy. Just kidding ! That would be far too easy.
- Final battle begins
- The clowns arrive.
- Spoony dies
- Mr. Cringe is kidnapped by the mafia
- Applepie inherits the factory
- The leader of the mafia is kidnapped, imprisioned, and tortured indefinitely.
Notable Mods
- Oompa Loompas
- Hospitality & Gastronomy
- Chocolate Materials
- Mincho, The Mint Chocolate Slime
- Vanilla Mechanoids Expanded
- Milkable Colonists
- The Wonderland of Mr. Cringe
Goals
- Built the world's greatest non-copyright infringing chocolate factory theme park
- Pay off the outstanding debt to the mafia
All Characters
- Mister Cringe
- Gently Sprinkles
- Hornet "Bludas" Billa
- Baiba "Laffy" Tasca
- Siao "SluttyButtFarts" Boche
- Naiolou "Dr. Hunk" Parrot
- Asisa "Spoony" Bobealo
- Sigma Draconis
- Crèmebrûlée Mint
- Applepie Peppermint
- Kekvit Irae
Trivia
- "This is the most synergistic modpack I have ever made." - Mr. Samuel Streamer, after making what may have been the most broken modpack to have ever been used in any series.
- The starting debt of $350k was decided by the patreons.
- Mr. Streamer attempted to give every single pawn in the world a custom name.
- The drug assignment for the groopa loopas given lactx was called "Daddy's Milkies".
- Due to a mod compatibility issue, the groopa loopas were unable to be milked.