Rimworld: Side Hustle

Making as much profit as possible, selling to drugs to just about everybody, whilst exploiting whoever the colonists can capture as slave laborers, working the fields in a rain forest.

Series Summary

Where some unnamed YouTube channels raised $1,000,000 in Rimworld via “the American way through cold, hard industry, unfeeling, uncaring monopolies, and most likely an underpaid working class”. Legal Lee and the crew did things “the good ol’ fashioned British way, by peddling drugs to nations, and destroy their society, all for profit.” sips tea ;)

Important Mods/Theme

A series based on “pure stonks”, “big high profits for big, high people”, no trade ships where everything is hand-delivered by Fat Larry and his crew with a smile. This series features the Empires mod and a whole bunch of drugs-related mods. No embrasures, no kill boxes, no fancy turrets, and no security mods. The return of Semi-random research and Rim-bees.

Scenario

1) Make fuckin’ stonks with drugs.

2) Have all the characters from the side series on the second channel.

3) A really tall fence, and a rainforest to stand between Legal Lee’s drugs and the Feds.

Goals

1) “Make $1,000,000 Rimworld dollars.”

All Characters

Characters introduced in order of appearance:

Dong Excellente¹

Caius Cosades¹

Larry “Fat Larry” Potter¹

Slowna Benanius¹

Lee “Legal Lee” Perrins¹

Crack Joris¹, we don’t talk about Crack Joris

Mushinto Takamu

Minyoung “Min” Kim

Ralph “Humps” (Renamed Twinbornmink) Brock

Zachary “Zebo” (renamed Firbael) Edson

John “Blitz” Kriegsler

Theophact "Truzzie" Laskaris

Nanami "Chicken" Houston

After the base resettlement:

Dioeteos “Avion” Kova

Jacqueline "Jae" Huff/Juliana "Juju" Higgins

Red Condor/Conald “Fedsmoker” Peterson

Michael Wang

Georgette "Sorsha" Kemp

Factions

Prior to the resettlement in Episode 7.

1) Legal Lee’s Legal Bees

2) Dominion of the Sun

3) The Agency

4) Teddio

5) Allnotcolium

6) Cangada Covenant

7) Coastal Townsfolk of Night River

8) Coffer Shore

9) The Razors

10) Automated Disposal Mechhive Kilo

Post base resettlement in Episode 7.

1) Seaside Townsfolk of the Shadow Gorge

2) Kofinba Union

3) The Fallen Empire

4) Steam Fort

5) North Nawitpain

6) Southwest Pashowitla

7) The Gray Clubs

8) Kin League of Nebe

9) 8th Infantry Division

10) Selondo League

11) Curro Covenant

12) Covenant of Abruño

13) Purple Stream Settlement

14) Kin League of Nebe

15) Bilge Pier

16) Coastal Townsfolk of Black Canyon

17) The Agency

Summary by Episode

Episode 1 “Perfectly Legal Stonks Plantation”.

1^st of Aprimay, 5500, “Legal Lee, lawyer, businessman, and all-around stone-cold killer, turns his attention to bigger and grander pursuits, with bigger and grander profits. Having hired a hit squad of seemingly random and unrelated characters, the team heads to the deepest rainforest in a relatively unguarded and quiet Rimworld. Big drug, big stonk, big Legal Lee.” Some moments that Legal Lee recalls are when Fat Larry calmed down Slowna and stopped her from pigging out on food. “No unreserved water sources of the highest available quality.” “Fat Larry has damaged wooden bar stool (good 41%0 due to their weight or strange posture.” “Disappointing baboon.” Lee established “Lee’s Lawn” on the 13^th of Aprimay. The crew finally planted the first crops of “product” on the 3^rd of Jugust. Legal Lee was taken aback when he heard the Slowna had pursued Caius as a lover by “exaggerating her own leg hair”, to which Caius responded well. The first successful harvest of “product” was on the 9^th of Jugust. Then, the Power Rangers arrived…

Episode 2 "Mechanoids Filled with FIRE"

We rejoin Legal Lee and crew on the 10^th of Jugust, 5500 as the Power Rangers begin to setup their siege of the colony. Lee was astounded by the irony that the mercenaries intended to use artillery constructed of hemp, having to “fight drugs with drugs”. However, Lee was pulled back from his disappointment when realizing they intended to use napalm on the colony. Then, seemingly out of nowhere, Lee was taken aback once more as Fat Larry decided to put on a dead man’s cloth waistcloth but then went over to inspect the remaining mercenary. Minyoung “Min” Kim was taken back to the colony by Caius to be recruited into the colony. On the 3^rd of Septober we were attacked by the Mechanoids, they immediately attacked Mushinto before we could regroup and cover him. Other than Caius’ right middle toe, there weren’t many losses we couldn’t recover from. Legal Lee was confused one day as he couldn’t find his trademark yellow suit. On a more positive note, I saw Caius propose to Slowna on the 9^th of Septober, I can’t wait for the wedding, but I don’t know where they’ll have it. We got a new arrival at the camp, a massive rhino, much easier to say than uintatherium, called Destruction. The other wildlife is becoming a bit of a nuisance, panthers won’t leave Caius alone and a gorilla went after Slowna! We may need to go and place some fences around the crops, we got a neutrolope that came down with the flu, but they were also high off magic mushrooms. On the 3^rd of Decembary, we began work on researching how to drill for oil in order to diversify our sources of income and make the fronts look more legitimate. The next day, we were able to bring Min into the colony and a few days later became Legal Lee’s lover. On the 9^th of Decembary we were assaulted by the Mechanoids again, but these looked different, when Fat Larry shot and destroyed one of them it blew and killed Mushinto along with it. Later on the 1^st of Aprimay, 5501, we established the Internship Mines where we can send our “interns” to generate some wealth for us. The next day, we began work developing the infrastructure for our big oil division. Some outlanders from Teddio decided to attack us, they didn’t give us too much trouble if anything trying to fight while that fog machine the pirates put down was more of an issue, but we did manage to capture one of them to put to work later…

Episode 3 “Fat Larry’s Fat Oil & Walls of Pure Drugs"

Dong appears to enjoy his new role as colony nurse. Caius also seems to be very diligent in watching over the mercenary that was captured in a previous raid. The colony is immediately beset by raiders but a few days later we were able to build the oil tanks, once we have enough power we can begin to drill. Legal Lee and Min shared their marriage ceremony on the 14^th of Aprimay, 5501 and that day would be the happiest for either of them going forward. Legal Lee sent Fat Larry, Dong, and Slowna to take out the fog machine setup by the pirates, Dong suffered a grievous injury where his leg was cut off by a knife. After the group returned, the colony was assaulted by another group of Mechanoids where Min suffered multiple injuries. We were raided by the Feds on the 12^th of Jugust, once again they planned to use artillery, but it didn’t work, in the end though we captured one of them to put to work or at least hold as a hostage. On the 3^rd of Septober, we recruited the hostage name Zachary Edson, nicknamed “Zebo” who had a very fancy hat. We officially kicked off Fat Larry’s Big Fat Oil division on the 6^th of Septober, where the motto is “Fuck Nature, but not all of it, some of it is very acceptable”. 3 people crashed into the rainforest in a space pod that Dong began to tend to, whether we send them to the mines or hold here will be to the future to decide. They were in fact, all sent to the mines. We established a hamlet called Slowna’s Loaner in a temperate forest area in the mountains on the 12^th of Decembary, 5501 where they were tasked with sending hempcrete blocks as a tithe. Chapo the rhino hasn’t had the best luck with health lately, first suffering a heart attack and now they’ve come down with the plague. On the 2^nd of Aprimay, 5502, we set out to destroy a crash-landed Mechanoid ship that was causing environmental destruction and was nearing the colony where for the most part we didn’t suffer any major casualties, except for Min who lost a leg. At this point Min is barely holding themselves together, having lost their right arm, right lung, and left ring finger previously. Between the arrival of 15,000 hempcrete blocks and being able to place solid fields down for the products, things were looking pretty good around Fat Larry’s Litterbox.

Episode 4 “Greatest EVER Rimworld Construction?”

We return to the colony, witnessing a marvel of nature’s partnership with humans, a Chunky carrying a Chunkie, while riding on a Monkey. Then quickly torn away to a raid by Teddio where the colonists kill the faction leader and the colony suffered its greatest loss to date, a dragonfly died, and also Min continued to suffer more damage. The raiders did retreat in the end after setting fire to some of the oil pipelines at the opposite side of the base. Fat Larry developed an infection in his leg, taking the efforts of Caius and Dong, mostly Caius, to save him. Upon the first, noticed, delivery of diamonds from the Internship Mines, the creation of a colony-defining item was born: Legal Lee’s solid diamond toilet. Fat Larry leads the charge against the Pirates, who for some reason continue to get their hands on world-effecting technology, to destroy a psychic suppressor. Legal Lee was shocked to find random animals that had self-tamed, including two large anacondas, bringing the total of large snakes in the colony to 3. One night, another Mechanoid ship crash-landed on the outskirts of the colony, leading Lee to begin to research more options for defense. Fat Larry attempted to lure the Mechanoids into a group of raiders from Teddio, but it did not work out as intended but the colony fended off the raiders and saved Fat Larry, leaving just the Mechanoids to contend with, and Min is continuing to fall apart bit by bit. Legal Lee took the time with the impending Mechanoid attack to research a very important technology that would save the colony without his knowing, Smart Toilets. Fat Larry begins to bait out the smaller Mechanoids and does well until losing an arm and to a lesser extent, an ear. Sadly, that wasn’t the end of Fat Larry’s woes as he lost a leg and a lung while retreating to cover. The rest of the colony went to rescue him, also taking damage as they grew desperate to fend off the death bots. In the end, the colony triumphed over the Mechanoids and destroyed the ship that was poisoning their crops.

Episode 5 “Feds Hate Legitimate Crop Farms”

Legal Lee wakes up one morning to the smell of smoke, but this wasn’t the smokeleaf or dream flowers he had known, but it was the smell of catharsis brought on by Dong making a flamethrower for Fat Larry, and Fat Larry using the flamethrower to release his anger and stress on the stockpiles of wood and a little bit of chemfuel to burn it all away, almost burning up Blitz in the process. On the 2^nd of Aprimay, 5503, Legal Lee took stock of what remained of his crew and of his wife Min. To help Fat Larry avoid any complaints from HR, and to try and provide him some clothing, Dong makes Fat Larry a masterwork corset, however Fat Larry was not appreciative of the gesture, nor the dress that was made for him afterwards. In the end, Fat Larry settled for a cloth mesh shirt that he was forced to wear. Legal Lee was able to research mortars to help defend the colony and began taking stock of all the “product” he had on hand to begin planning the production facilities to process them. Then, the Dominion of the Sun attacked, Fat Larry was immediately taken down as he tried to start a fire in the forest to distract the imperials. In the attack, Blitz is killed while trying to get to cover and after fighting off the initial wave of raiders the colonists pushed forward to drive out the rest. While fighting off the remaining raiders, one of them missed shooting Twinbornmink and killed Firbael with a shot to the brain. After burning down the oil drill and stealing what they could, the remainder of the raiders retreated, leaving the colonists to regroup, and treat their wounds. After acquiring some new equipment there was a double raid, including the Dominion of the Sun and the Mechanoids once again, but this time Legal Lee had a mortar, that missed a lot. After tricking a group of the imperials to attack the Mechanoids it nearly reduced the Mechanoid cluster to nothing and killed that group of imperials off while the colonists fought off the remainder of the imperials. Caius performed an experiment to see how functional using bionics for animals would be on humans by replacing limbs on Min. Legal Lee spent the next couple of days taking out another crashed Mechanoid ship single-handily. After watching Caius place animal limbs on his wife, he researches human bionics. A slave trader visits the colony and Fat Larry makes a deal for two new colonists, Nanami Houston and Theophact Laskaris along with more medicine. Then, another raid by the Dominion after hearing about Legal Lee’s diamond house but with the combined strength of Lee on the mortar and the slave traders, they were fought off. The crack den was refurbished into an actual recreation room after dealing with all the stress and Blitz and Firbael had graves prepared for them inside a mausoleum.

Episode 6 “God Punishes Fat Larry for His Sins”

The 3^rd of Decembary was a terrible day for rain, the funeral proceedings for Blitz and Firbael were led by Crack Joris (insert bear noises here). Legal Lee reads correspondence from fellow drug cartel heads but proceeds to explain why he knows what he’s doing. The crew took time to outfit themselves with new equipment in the wake of the series of raids from the past few seasons. Legal Lee wonders where all the wood went to power the wood-fired generators (flashback to Fat Larry’s catharsis). In addition to having the colonists make a solid diamond statue of himself, Legal Lee also began to research nuclear energy because why not (automatic research)? In their time since joining the crew, Truzzie and Chicken became lovers, no doubt in part to the beautification efforts made to the base while Legal Lee dreamed of lining the base with flame turrets. After recognizing the fabric of the universe was broken (raids weren’t working), the storyteller was changed to Diego Dire, and they were immediately raided by pirates. The pirates proceeded to break what they could while the crew dismantled them bit by bit. The battle was won, but a lot of injuries occurred. The pirates then triggered a toxic spewer outside of the base, everyone but Slowna and Chicken move to take it out. Legal Lee and crew are successful in taking out the spewer but not without Min falling down again and Truzzie going down due to toxic buildup. While Legal Lee spent a good amount of time on planning the nuclear reactor in his living room and the flame turrets outside of the base, he paused for a moment considering his actions, to which he said, “fuck it, why not?” and proceeded to continue. Lee then felt a rumbling in the earth, he then observed a herd of elephants running straight into the base which proceed to trample Fat Larry and Min. Then, if things couldn’t get worse, a Mechanoid ship from the Automated Disposal Mechhive Kilo dropped directly outside of Fat Larry’s Litterbox, oh and it crushed an anima tree upon arrival for kicks. The initial attack saw a number of neutrolopes being killed and Pablo being set on fire. Once the counterattack was started, Legal Lee made a horrible discovery, the Mechanoids were rival drug dealers. Legal Lee, Fat Larry, Slowna, and Twinbornmink were successful in destroying the ship and “saved” the colony. Surprisingly, throughout the entire incident no one died besides plants, and non-flammable materials and even averted a nuclear disaster. After it all though, Legal Lee convened the crew together and took a vote: stay here and rebuild or start anew.

Episode 7 “Legal Lee’s Fresh Prison Labour Camp”

“Having been annihilated at the hands of a rival drug lord Mechanoid destroyer; Caius, Legal Lee, Chicken, Dong, Fat Larry, Legal Lee, Min, Slowna, Truzzie, Twinbornmink, and Legal Lee along with their trust animal companions; Pablo, Destruction, Chapo, and Crack Joris, find themselves safe having bartered away Legal Lee’s trusty diamond toilet for passage” to the other side of the planet to start anew with the knowledge gained of starting a drug empire from the ground up and also time travelling back to the 1^st of Aprimay, 5500. Through the journey to the new worksite, Slowna learned from the experience of cutting down 50,000 trees to be able to perform jobs that require the plants skill. Legal Lee and crew tended to their wounds after the end of a long trip and got back to building a compound, organizing meals, and wiping out the local elephant population and a leg. In a fit of madness, Legal Lee experimented placing a sewage outlet in Fat Larry’s room, it worked. To spite the Mechanoids that confounded him previously, Legal Lee named the new settlement, “Mechanoids Fuck Off”. To also hide from the Feds, Legal Lee changed the name of the faction to Legal Lee’s Legal Volunteers. Two new settlements were established to expand the foothold of Lee’s empire, one being Methadome which was a hamlet, and a second hamlet called Crackhome, because unlike the previous settlement it was not a crack house. In a sad turn, Chicken and Truzzie broke off their relationship given the stress both had been through since before the move. An alligator named Ziggy crashed and was rescued by Fat La… oh never mind. After a number of panther attacks, Legal Lee ordered the crew to hunt down all predators. Meanwhile, Slowna who is married to Caius, began an affair with Twinbornmink. On the 12^th of Jugust, Legal Lee was contacted by someone who had abandoned the Fallen Empire and was seeking refuge, in return they would instruct the crew how to make psylink neuroformers. Legal Lee accepted the risk, and brought Dioeteos Kova into the crew, giving them the nickname, “Avion”. After the loyalty squad came to get Avion, they were captured and bringing back thre… oh wait two prisoners to make them work in the warehouse that Legal Lee planned to build. After building the prison complex, Legal Lee assigned Pablo to act as the prison guard. Then, the pirates from Steam Fort attacked…

Episode 8 “Pirates Prisoners Forced to Grow Drugs for Mad Mustard Suited Man”

We join the crew again as they are being attacked by pirates, Slowna was surprised that the pirates chose to ride a boomalope into battle, but they captured 4 pirates to put to work in the prison complex. Legal Lee converted one of the spare bedrooms into an oil refinery and made the wise decision to replace the wooden, flammable floors with plain, inflammable slate floors. The prisoners began to plant the new crops of “products” to get the wheels of industry turning once more. Legal Lee receives a message from the pirates by the name of a man named Bucko Drink, someone that Lee had never heard of before. “Gives us silver for your protection, or else.” Legal Lee chose else and the promise of more prisoners, the pirate captain in question who sent the message was named, Bucko Drink. After a short squabble, Legal Lee had more prisoners coming up to a total of 10 prisoners. After discovering a number of the prisoners had no talent for plant work, Fat Larry began to execute the prisoners, but Legal Lee stopped him and told Larry to send them to the settlements instead, only one prisoner died in this incident. While digging for resources, Slowna discovered an ancient danger in the mountain that had insects in it, after clearing the insects out the crew discovered 6 ancient soldiers in cryptosleep caskets. After the battle, the crew began taking in the soldiers to become prisoners and Legal Lee began planning mining camps for the future. Fat Larry plans to take a squad to a Deserters camp but before he could, a prison break erupts and then the pirates start up another toxic spewer. Fat Larry and the crew take down the toxic spewer without much injury but return afterwards to patch up before being raided again. On the 1^st of Aprimay, 5501 the Hopium Den was established on the other side of the continent where it would serve as a prison camp. On the 8^th of Aprimay, the perimeter wall was finally finished to provide a modicum of security and the basis for security checkpoints around the base.

Episode 9 “Gluing Our People Back Together”

We return to Legal Lee’s new prison camp, greeted by Destruction doing the best they can. Lee, satisfied with the large perimeter wall that was established plans to make a smaller interior wall as well as reorganizing the compound’s workspaces and residential areas. Lee was contacted after Crackhome was attacked, but before he could work on that a group of Mechanoids crashed nearby. After performing some empire management, relations were better, not great, but better. Legal Lee also remembers that food is important for the prisoners, despite the level of food they have been able to produce a good level of product so far since establishing the prison workshop. The battle with the Mechanoids proved to be difficult with a couple of the colonists losing limbs, including Min, again. After shopping with a few traders, Fat Larry is able to get the materials together to start building the bionics to rebuild the crew as well as securing a white polar bear to live at the compound in the jungle. Fat Larry was requested to marry Purple, a member of the Curro Covenant, but Larry declined. Legal Lee began working out the plans to develop a final product, Skag, coming from the dream flowers. Dong began to start making more of the replacement limbs but was interrupted by a raid from the Covenant of Abruño, Legal Lee was impressed by their crafting capabilities and although it took the crew a little bit to understand the difference between capture and kill the crew was successful in capturing more prisoners.

Episode 10 “Fat Larry’s Fat Caravan’s Fat Profits”

We are greeted by Fat Larry, exploring what a day in the life looks for him: gracefully moving through the fields, cleaning up afterwards, and partaking in some of the products made by the prisoners. Legal Lee was able to develop a means of digital storage for the compound, not the best by any means, but still effective. Lee also reads a letter, regarding an island in the south seas that will serve as home to new settlements in the future. Legal Lee and Fat Larry look at the possibilities of diversifying products to maximize profit and then move to amplify the security of the compound. Fat Larry discovered that the crypto-bleed armor had a lasting effect on him after it broke, gaining the ability to slow his bleeding and becoming an ice wizard. After looking at how to better protect the settlements in Lee’s empire, he established a new settlement with the sole purpose to protect and be a defensive force, the LSDefense Force. A local trader named Lumpy shows up and finally buys a load of the smokeleaf joints made by the prisoners. The LSDefense Force were successful in defending Crackhome in their first campaign, helping to improve the loyalty of the grief-stricken hamlet. Fat Larry makes his first trek to trade with the local settlements and makes a massive profit! After the success in upgrading the defenses, Fat Larry’s caravan success, and healing the crew, Lee makes plans to continue researching better, more profitable drugs.

Episode 11 “Prisoners OVERDOSE Their Way to FREEDOM”

We return to Legal Lee proclaiming the future of Legal Lee’s Legal Bees where the future is powered by drugs and designing a new uniform for the crew to match his mustard style. To fund these endeavors, Lee founds the new settlements on the desert island, Salviation and Keta-mine. After experimenting with some of the drugs, Min began an affair with Truzzie. Fat Larry’s Fat Oil is back underway as the plans for multiple storage tanks are laid, but then a raid from the Covenant of Abruño appear and attack the colony wielding fish and alcohol. Another mining settlement was established in the east, due to a paperwork issue and some hallucinations caused by the skag, Lee called this settlement Andrew. On the 13^th of Jugust, 5502 there was an incident that started where the prisoners began committing ritual suicide by overdose after being recreation starved for so long. The crew begins to upgrade the power generation and manufacturing stations throughout the area of the base the crew could access. Fat Larry went on a peacekeeping mission where, much like Jesus, travelled via beasts of burden to speak with hostile factions. However, unlike Jesus, Fat Larry used copious amounts of drugs to make them happier. After hearing about their new oil and drug activities, the Feds planned to siege the prison compound but only resulted in a sound defeat the Feds being captured to work in the prison. On the 7^th of Decembary, Legal Lee proclaimed the finish of the first phase of the drug-powered solar panels proving that drugs aren’t a bad thing.

Episode 12 “A Stronger, Fatter Larry”

Time to get strapped, time to Bee. Fat Larry talks to Legal Lee about how some of the byproducts from the drug production can be used to make lavish and gourmet meals, again proving how drugs aren’t a bad thing. Fat Larry and Destruction go on an adventure to take down a climate adjuster setup by the Mechanoids, defying the odds, and redefining what it means to be stealthy. After setting up an orbital miner landing pad, Fat Larry is able to make multiple trades to the local populace. Due to his major recent successes, Legal Lee grants Fat Larry multiple upgrades to make Fat Larry, Bionic Fat Larry. Fat Larry, fresh with new upgrades travels to the settlements that he helped develop peaceful relations with and was successful in multiple trades, meanwhile back at the base, the Fallen Empire dropped in a squadron of soldiers to attack the compound where Legal Lee and Dong both send volleys of artillery shells at the incoming soldiers. To help bolster the defense of the compound, Legal Lee calls in a squad of 6 naked soldiers with grenades. Between the support of the naked soldiers and the turret emplacements at the southern entrance, they were able to hold off the Empire and loot important armor and weapons from their fallen soldiers. The LSDefense force were helpful once again, when a group of 90 pirates came to siege the compound. Although they were wiped out they did manage to reduce the number of pirates and force them to retreat.

Episode 13 “Quest for ULTIMATE BEES”

Pirate woes on behalf of Bucko, just another day at the prison. Although it wasn’t too bad for injuries, but the pirates did spread over a majority of the base and managed to steal some items from the prison workspace. Legal Lee begins to develop plans for a restaurant, but the food is laced with cyanide. Legal Lee and Fat Larry, review and observe the current roster of prisoners, one to harvest organs from the lesser performing prisoners, and two to get the organs into the main crew. Fat Larry spends time learning more about bees to produce certain crops. Meanwhile, the exterior perimeter wall is being rebuilt and Caius broke off his marriage to Slowna. Legal Lee established another hamlet called Freebase to be the final tithe settlement needed. While all of this was going on, Legal Lee receives a message about a doctor who wandered into the compound to join the crew, her name is Jacqueline. To make sure they weren’t a traitor, Larry had her become the colony cleaner. With the progress going well, the siren of an impending raid by Steam Fort brought back that all too familiar feeling of dread.

Episode 14 “Restaurant that Kills People and Fat Larry’s Golden Shower”

Crack Joris sounds the klaxon, it is time to build the restaurant (horn blare) that kills people… but first that raid from the power rangers yesterday started. Legal Lee bravely sacrificed some more soldiers from the LSDefense Force in order to soften them up and were ultimately successful. Oh wait, PC decided to crash. Power Ranger raid take 2, same result. Slowna and Lee worked to develop the groundwork for the restaurant (slightly softer horn blare) that kills people. The walls were built, floors placed, and an order kiosk stocked with only cyanide all equaling up to the basis of the restaurant (even softer horn blare) that kills people. The first attempts did not go well; the visitor actually bought cyanide on its own. Legal Lee spends time working on empire management to rework the tithes that are being brought in and Fat Larry sets off to sell more drugs. Legal Lee may have underestimated a herd of man-hunting yaks but did end up taking them out, and Larry made record-breaking sales. Legal Lee finished research on a new weapon, one that was dedicated to the socialite of the colony and the best salesman in the Rim. The weapon is known as Fat Larry’s Golden Shower, a modified minigun that shoots golden Joris’s. After the next round of tithes came in, work began on Legal Lee’s new home with diamond walls and golden floors. After defending the compound against a raid of pirates and capturing more prisoners, the crew tended to their wounds and work resumed on drugs.

Episode 15 “Larry’s Warriors VS 5 Raids Simultaneously”

After learning of Legal Lee’s attempts to poison visitors via poisoned food at the restaurant (sad horn) that didn’t really kill anyone directly at that point, the Feds raided the compound once again. The Feds were utterly smashed, Bucko Drink then threatens to attack unless Legal Lee pays a high price for his “transgressions”, Lee confidently said no. After the pirates were fended off, Larry got a message from beyond the Rim where he learned how to use cyanide as a condiment in the restaurant (were you expecting a horn blare here?) that kills people. Disaster struck as a heatwave came and killed off the bees out in the fields. The first victim in the restaurant was Mathieu Ponchy, Legal Lee could easily get off any charges since they had drugs on their person and there was an active heatwave that caused their dehydration and heatstroke, but in his eyes the restaurant had claimed its first victim. The very next victim had a bad reaction to some of the food, weird right? After making sure they weren’t a traitor, Jacqueline was renamed to Juliana “Juju” Higgins and maintained their job as colony janitor. The 8^th Infantry Division began another siege, striking the oil drills but when they approached the compound, they were taken out. A raid consisting of four separate pirate bands attacked the prison afterwards, all seemed to be going well until a group of pirates rushed Chicken, killing them at their defensive position. The LSDefense Force got an upgrade, no longer armed with only explosives but all with armor and golden showers. In total, the crew fended off 5 separate groups of raiders and left to tend to their wounds, clean up the mess, and rebuild.

Episode 16 “Mustard Minigun Luciferium Lords”

Some scenes are all too familiar, a friend cut down, a funeral, inappropriate behavior in the form of a body being left on the floor, and another terrible day for rain in the rim. Legal Lee moves on to plan a greenhouse to not repeat the heatwave issue that killed off the bees previously. There seemed to be an incident near the landing pad where Pablo and OG Joris may or may not have mugged a group of traders. At this point Legal Lee had a few goals in mind: establishing the crew uniform, finishing the floor in his house, and acquiring enough ivory for the furniture in his home. Fat Larry made strides towards a breed of nocturnal bees while Slowna beat Red Condor into a broken mess losing their resistance, being recruited, and being renamed as Conald “Fedsmoker” Peterson. The crew continues to hunt down elephants in droves where only Dong was knocked down once. Fat Larry dreamed of a roadway, connecting Legal Lee’s Legal Bees directly to his customers and began to build a great highway. The restaurant is still killing people, but Legal Lee’s bliss is cut short as Bucko Drink assaults the colony once more but from 3 squads, there was only one survivor who was immediately captured and put to work in the prison. Caius made a move on Min, comparing her to a “charming pine tree”, your results may vary.

Episode 17 “Mammoth Profits”

The 5^th of Jugust, a day on the rim just like any other for Raymond, but today would be different, today he would try out the fine dining at Legal Lee’s Restaurant (horn blare) That Kills People. With his last words he exclaimed, “This food is to die for!” falling victim to the cyanide within seconds, and another terrible day for rain in the rim. Fat Larry built a new addition to the restaurant, a crematorium to where the bodies are easier to clean up. Legal Lee finished research on a new technology that allows workers to build highways easier and make Fat Larry’s life easier. On the 14^th of Jugust, the digital storage unit performed a disappearing act and made Legal Lee worry. Legal Lee began planning out the suburbs around the prison complex, creating a ring around the nearby area. Improvements to Legal Lee’s home continued, but then a group of pirates dropped in via drop pod and attacked the colony, the crew are able to handle them even with the clever shield plays. The initial ring of settlements are established and Fat Larry goes on a lap to sell drugs to the new settlers. Legal Lee and Fat Larry test a theory regarding the nocturnal bees upon pain of banning to the messenger. After seeing the test was a potential failure, the messenger was banned from Lee’s lands, and almost as if in retaliation, Steam Fort launched another assault against the colony.

Episode 18 “Pirate Leave Restaurant Bad Review”

Past Legal Lee left Future Legal Lee a problem, a double pirate raid. Fat Larry continues his 24 hours of Le Mans equivalent of drug running between the multiple hamlets. The raid is handled after also wiping out a friendly trade caravan while Legal Lee ponders recycling the corpses generated by the Restaurant (horn blare) That Kills People. Caius’s drug issues amount to attempting to fight a bear and a gorilla and Destruction is apparently immune to cyanide. Then, late one Aprimay evening, the unthinkable happened, a space battle over the Rimworld resulted in falling space debris. That space debris fell to the planet, and on that planet, fell on one house in Legal Lee’s prison compound. After all the commotion, and digging through the wreckage, Legal Lee finds the body of Dong Excellente crushed in his home. Dong had two ceremonial markers to his memory made, a silver statue of Lee’s money and a diamond sarcophagus made of the diamond gathered to make his home. After processing the numbers, Lee finds out that the restaurant will be able to achieve the ability to self-maintain itself in terms of “materials” used versus what comes in. Fat Larry sets out once more to take out a climate adjuster setup by the Mechanoids being as stealthy as a large man in large power armor, riding a large mammoth could be. As a sign of goodwill, Legal Lee launches a pair of drop pods filled with drugs to increase the relationships and work towards developing a trans-continental highway. In a moment of compassion when going through the crashed wreckage of another spaceship, Legal Lee discovers a man by the name of Michael Wang. Michael thought that Lee and Min were very generous to save him, but Lee just wanted to replace his Dong with a Wang. Steam Fort sent about 150 pirates at the compound to try raiding but once again, fall to a rain of golden showers. Afterwards, Larry returns to his endeavors as a beekeeper to begin the Luciferium farm. After a few more raids, the damage was starting to show, between lost organs, damage to a spine, and brain damage, things were starting to stack up.

Episode 19 “Skooma! Animals Can’t Resist the Great Taste of Pure Skooma!”

Susan does not appreciate the escapades of Fat Larry; we appreciate you Fat Larry. We return to operation: Lucy in the sky with diamonds with Caius stockpiling more Luciferium bees into the hives in preparation to hook the entire Rimworld on Luciferium-infused foods. The whole plan of Legal Lee’s Legal Bees is becoming to come together. After fixing a door-related issue, the prisoners get back to work and then the Gray Clubs come to raid the base during a psychic rain. Legal Lee bravely directs the LSDefense Force to head off their attack and take the brunt of the rocket launchers. Fat Larry goes to explore the grave of a legendary Viking, but it turned out to be a sting by the Feds and had to run before being captured and tried for his crimes they keep going on about. Legal Lee expands the fields to begin a new crop of moon sugar as he decides to either manufacture Skooma or Skoomax. The Gray Clubs come to attack the base again but are hit by a mortar barrage from Legal Lee before they could do the same. The defense seemed to be going well until a cry in pain was heard across the battlefield, one that the colonists recognized, it was Avion after being shot in the heart with a hand cannon and Lincoln the pirate was to blame. Fedsmoker nearly died as well, when the damage to his armor proved to be too much but in the end, lived to see the next fight. In a sudden turn of events, while working out to see who the next of kin was in the event of an unfortunate Fed raid, Juju was Dong Excellente’s previous wife. Avion was laid to rest near Dong with a similar statue as well, and once again, it was a terrible day for rain. A new chemfuel tank was placed in the prison workshop as the prisoners began to produce Skoomax on an industrial scale. After the first round of Skoomax is produced, Fat Larry takes to the road to begin selling the newest product to hit the streets. Larry quickly realizes that the Skoomax sells for a very high price, to the point that selling it will happen in small doses. In addition to the Skoomax, Lee comes up with the plan to sell health insurance labeled as Slowna’s Health Insurance or in Legal Lee’s mind, selling them the drugs to keep them alive after they become addicted to it. Nature descended upon a group of traders in a freak accident where a herd of elephants and a pack of wild bears attack at once, Slowna acts as bait to lure them in and the rest of the crew are able to take them out.

Episode 20 “1 Million Actual Silver in a Safe? [You Won’t Believe What Happens]”

We return to the beginning of the end; Legal Lee’s Legal Bees is in full swing gaining mountains of wealth and only a few goals remain. $1,000,000 in Rimworld dollars, a staggering amount of Luciferium to fuel Slowna’s Health Insurance, and otherwise surviving in general. Min recruits one of the prisoners to act as a backup doctor given the number of increasing injuries and deaths that have been happening at the compound. The 8^th infantry tries their hand at causing chaos during a siege, targeting the bee production site as well as blowing a hole in the wall of the prison workshop. A constant flood of raids begins, and the rainforest floor begins to turn a shade of red and sadly another familiar voice is heard crying out in pain for the last time as Fedsmoker is seen dead as a result of the raid and an overdose on psychoid. Then, another cry as Twinbornmink takes their last blood-filled gasps for air as they bleed out on the rainforest floor before Caius has a chance to rescue them. Sadly, the suffering wasn’t over as Sorsha bled out on the operating table. Three losses, three more coffins, and a terrible day for rain. Legal Lee had enough and sent the LSDefense Force to go and capture the pirate bases that have been giving him and his crew trouble. Bucko Drink returns the service in kind, with a force of nearly 200 raiders but were wiped out by a new regiment of the LSDefense Force armed with Swarm Missile Launchers. The Restaurant (one last horn blare) that Kills People, began a new line of featured meals. These were made with human meat, corn, and Luciferium powder. Not only will it eventually kill if they couldn’t afford the Luciferium but also unknowingly (they know) turned them all into cannibals. A trading montage ensues as Larry continues to make mammoth profits, crossing over $720,000. In Septober 5508, Legal Lee and Fat Larry went over the books and found that they were sitting at about $920,000 silver, taxes were rolling like clockwork, Luciferium was rolling out as well, and then the horns of war sounded once more as Bucko Drink attempts to rob Lee of his riches. When all seemed like it was going to turn for the worst, 92 loyal crackheads turned up to defend Legal Lee in their hour of need, Slowna’s Health Insurance working exactly as intended. Bucko’s forces were driven off with no losses suffered by Legal Lee and crew, and the loyal crackheads returned home to celebrate or melt into the floor. In a strange turn of events afterwards, it seems that there were a number of ghosts in the compound that could only be seen from orbit, Legal Lee brushed this off as Caius and Fat Larry overdosing again though. Finally, on the 10^th of Septober, 5508, Fat Larry sold the last bit of drugs needed to push past the $1,000,000 in silver that Legal Lee was searching for all this time and there was much celebration. Meanwhile, Larry and Lee looked towards the future…

Trivia

The main characters of this series were comprised of characters that had appeared across numerous series on the second channel. These included: Morrowind OpenMW, Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines, TES: IV – Oblivion 2021 (Bevilex Modpack), and Saints Row II 2021.
The randomly generated faction name was “Laverwado Non-technologist Accord”, and the randomly generated community name was “Sprayberry”. These are changed to “Legal Lee’s Legal Bees” and “Fat Larry’s Litterbox”, respectively on the 9^th of Aprimay.
Destruction the uintatherium was not as intimidating as one would hope for.
In two episodes, the colony wealth exceeded the colony wealth from the penultimate episode of the previous series.
Neutrolope 2 gave away Min at her wedding to Legal Lee.
At the time of this series, there was no dedicated Egyptian style mod.
Bees do not, in fact, work in the rain.
Zebo and Pablo the gorilla does not, in fact, have the best working relationship.
Crack Joris is strong enough to carry Fat Larry.
Fat Larry does not have the upper body strength, nor the proper cardiovascular health to help prevent fires.
Chunky = Fat Larry, Chunkie = Stone Chunk, Monkey = Monkey.
Pablo the gorilla is an aspiring Apiarist.
Caius is also a budding apiarist, starting up Caius Cosades Pious Honeybees.
The Crypto-armor that was purchased along with the medicine to save Fat Larry would later form a backstory-changing aspect to his character.
When traveling to this new location, time reset back to the 1^st of Aprimay, 5500.
The name of Fat Larry’s autobiography is “Two Bees and a Billiards Table”.
Bucko Drink was born in this series on Mar. 7, 2021, or the 12 of Septober, 5500 in-game.
A poltroon is an utter coward.
“Launching Flaming Pirate Prisoners to the Hopium Den” was an alternate video title.

Larry the ice wizard is born after the crypto-bleed armor broke.
The Modpack was officially updated on Mar. 9, 2021.
At the time of the overdose incident, Mr. Samuel Streamer’s game time for Rimword was over 3,000 hours.
The first victim to the cyanide meals was Pablo Cholaky
In an alternate timeline, Legal Lee burnt down the work room via an oil spill.
After almost 519 days, the colonies final wealth sat at $2,028,183.
The total playtime (potentially only after the map change) was 1 day, 21 hours, 45 minutes, and 25 seconds.

¹ – denotes starting party of colonists

Production Notes:

Introduction